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Doug Linus: The Older Brother Figure

Okay, I know you've all been DYING to find out the
real man behind that 35 year old singer..... and here he is.


Doug Linus
a.k.a Kevin Farley
Born: 6.8.65

Astrological sign: Gemini

Signature dance move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab

In my spare time I like to: Think up subliminal messages for my songs

Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake

Favorite food: Ham Pizza

Favorite color: Green

Favorite movie: Detroit Rock City

Favorite cologne: My own sweat

What I look for in a woman: She can bench 250 pounds

If I were an animal, I'd be...: A rhino, I'm horny

Deepest darkest secret: I'm a spy for the CIA and the United States is secretly
stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.



"I don't know wheter to take my date to the movies, or to take my date to
dinner.... did I mention I have a date?"

"Nice tush, Rochester."

"I had braces when I was fourteen, but I could always use them again!"

"Next week, we're stealing a grammy."

"Whenever my kids attmept suicide, I blame myself."

"Mom, shmom."