Okay, I know you've all been DYING to find out the real man behind that 35 year old singer..... and here it is. The Bio of Douglas Linus.

Doug Linus
a.k.a Kevin Farley
Born: 6.8.65

Astrological sign: Gemini

Signature dance move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab

In my spare time I like to: Think up subliminal messages for my songs

Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake

Favorite food: Ham Pizza

Favorite color: Green

Favorite movie: Detroit Rock City

Favorite cologne: My own sweat

What I look for in a woman: She can bench 250 pounds

If I were an animal, I'd be...: A rhino, I'm horny

Deepest darkest secret: I'm a spy for the CIA and the United States is secretly stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.

(From 2gether online and MTV.com)

QUOTES:

"I don't know wheter to take my date to the movies, or to take my date to dinner.... did I mention I have a date?"

"Nice tush, Rochester."

"I had braces when I was fourteen, but I could always use them again!"

"Next week, we're stealing a grammy."

"Whenever my kids attmept suicide, I blame myself."

"Mom, shmom."